Thank you so much for your patience while our small but mighty team works hard to fulfill your calendar orders! The large influx of orders have pushed back our fulfillment time. Please reach out with any questions or concerns! Calendar orders placed on or before December 12th will be delivered for the holiday! Please check our holiday shipping notice for more information.
PLEASE NOTE: Any 2025 calendar that is NOT being sold on PBP is a knock-off and a fake! DO NOT support the people that stole my OG design. Thank you!
NEW FOR 2025: You asked, we listened! In our 2024 calendar, you wanted a way to eliminate dates/holidays that you don't enjoy or support. Our solution was to create a sticker sheet that includes over 70 stickers so you can block out the days that you don't vibe with.
Here we fucking go again, get ready for a year of sass, snark and a fuck-ton of swears. This calendar is fulled with vibrant colors & bold designers that match the snark inside.
This calendar is not your typicaly date tracker, it is a celebration of the quirky, unconventional, and the downright fucking hilarious. Alongside traditional holidays, we've got your back with the funny national observances like "coffee day" and "pizza day".
Each month is also packed with snarky quips that will have you laughing as you plan your year. From cheeky comments on the weather (fuck the cold) to witty observations on the absurdity of life (take down your fucking xmas tree already), our calendar will keep you entertained as you count down the days until next fucking year.
DETAILS:
12 colorful AF illustrated calendar pages
9x12" calendar
Includes 1 sticker sheet with 60+ stickers to embelish your calendar
White coil with hanger
Printed in the USA
Designed with love, snark + swears in Chicago, IL
2024 Holiday shipping deadline
The last day to place an order for holiday delivery is December 12th! Please click here for more information.
buy more, save more!
We love bundles (and saving money of course) so the more you buy the more you save!
Buy 5 cards and get the 6th one free (add all 6 cards to checkout and discount will be automatically applied).
Buy 5 stickers and get the 6th one free (add all 6 stickers to checkout and discount will be automatically applied).
P.S. If you buy 12 cards or stickers you'll get 2 free, etc.
At checkout you will be able to select what type of shipping you prefer. Here are the typical USPS shipping methods you can pick from:
First Class Mail - delivered in1-5 business days (cheapest option - does NOT include tracking)
USPS Ground Advantage - delivered in 2-5 business days (includes tracking)
USPS Priority Mail - delivered in 1-3 business days (includes tracking)
Please note - the above information is pulled directly from USPS' website. Additionally, shipping time does not apply to processing time. Orders will still be processed during the current processing time regardless of the shipping method picked.
Shipping Policy
Orders are currently being processed and shipped within 5-7 business days (excluding pre-order items which need more time to ship).
This is my 2nd year buying a Paper Bunny calendar for not only my nearest and dearest, but for me too! I love the humor and somehow, it hits all year long. I cannot wait to explore the rest of the products on the site.
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Deanna Gates
I just love paperbunnypress! My calendar is hilarious every day I love it!
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Katherine V.
F***ing Awesome!
This calendar is absolutely amazing! It's funny; it's great quality; the stickers are a super plus. Would definitely recommend, for you and for your friends!
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Salam Ali
Absolute perfection
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Tess Grimes
Best Calendar Ever!
I just love this calendar! It makes me laugh and everyone I know loves it. I recommend it to everyone! Sassy but accurate.
This is my 2nd year buying a Paper Bunny calendar for not only my nearest and dearest, but for me too! I love the humor and somehow, it hits all year long. I cannot wait to explore the rest of the products on the site.
This calendar is absolutely amazing! It's funny; it's great quality; the stickers are a super plus. Would definitely recommend, for you and for your friends!